quiet_tiger | Character Meme

Gakked from faith_of_borg

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

One: Dick Grayson (Nightwing)
Two: Bruce Wayne (Batman)
Three: Tim Drake (Robin III)
Four: Kon-El (Superboy)
Five: Bart Allen (Kid Flash)
Six: Clark Kent (Superman)
Seven: Lex Luthor
Eight: Wally West (The Flash)
Nine: Spike
Ten: Garth (Tempest)
Eleven: Roy (Arsenal)
Twelve: Xander Harris

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Clark and Roy. Nope, and not really. Each of them already has a ton of people trying to get in their pants. Besides, canonically, Clark is married and Roy has a kid, so it’d be really complicated. They each do well on their own without being pushed together.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kon? Really hot. He’s got the physical attributes I find attractive. Except he has issues, like all DC characters. Besides, he’s the son of Clark and Lex, so how could he not be attractive?

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Xander impregnates Wally… That has all kinds of bad written all over it. Those two guys can barely take care of themselves, and they’re both like big children. Disaster waiting to happen. I wonder how long the gestation period of speedsters is.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Spike? I adore Spike. I’ve written and read several fics with him in them. I just haven’t read enough to warrant having a favorite. Not off the top of my head.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Bruce and Clark. Um. Yes. Hello, The Adventures of Batman and Superman. Well, they’d make good sex partners. They’re both too screwed up with abandonment issues to really have a long-term relationship, though. They require from each other what I don’t think they can ultimately give. But if this means just from a hot sex kind of perspective, than yes. Very much yes.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Bart with either Spike or Garth. There isn’t any reason for Spike and Bart to know each other, but forgetting that, I just think that Spike would take advantage of Bart. And Bart would drive him nuts by reciting all the vampire stuff he read. But Garth and Bart don’t make much sense either. But I can picture Dick and Tim with horrified expressions as they wander in on Bart and Garth making out. More torturing the Batfamily.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Lex walks in on Bruce and Xander… he’d probably be horribly confused, and wondering why one of the richest men in America is sleeping with a carpenter (or whatever it is Xander does now). But then again, Lex is with a farmer’s son or a reporter, depending on when this takes place, so he can’t be too shocked. And if Bruce and Lex are actually together while Bruce is cheating, then Xander isn’t going to walk away with much other than the clothes he’s wearing. But then Lex and Bruce would have hot makeup sex.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Tim and Garth. “Dick’s gone. Vanished without a trace. Unsure of what to do, Robin and Tempest console each other in the only way they know how.”

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Dick and Wally. If there isn’t, there should be. And if there is, then point it out to me.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Lex and Xander. “The Blood that Bonds.” Assuming that the plot involves Clark vanishing or dieing, or Xander or Lex actually getting hurt, and Lex being a controlling Lexy bastard sometimes, and Xander possibly having a victimization kink, their play, even in a time of pain, could get rough.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Kon to deflower Dick? I don’t think that that’s physically possible, since Dick is a dangerously sexy manwhore. Unless Kon time traveled, and maybe stumbled through some sex pollen or something.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Lex? Hah! Only every single person it, other than my RL friends. And maybe even they do, too, now… o_O

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Tim? It exists, but I don’t know anyone who reads it.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Roy? Not to my knowledge. I only started reading Roy/Dick very very recently, and only because that pairing increases the amount of Dick fics that exist for me to read.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Bruce/Kon/Bart. God, I hope not. That’s too weird and icky even for DC. Too many Papa Bear issues there. And how would you feel if your mentor boinked your best friends?

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Garth. “Oh! Pallais!” Or, “Agh… Dick!!”

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Wally. “Only the Good Die Young.” Or, “What’s My Age Again?”

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Dick/Clark/Xander. Oddly, I’ve read Dick/Clark. And Clark/Xander. And Dick/Xander. I really can’t think of any warnings other than maybe bondage ones. You have two superheros and a team’s heart there, that could get pretty kinky.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Bruce trying to pick up Garth. For some reason. Considering that Garth has to rehydrate fairly frequently, Bruce would probably take advantage of that. And ask Garth if he needed a shower buddy or something. Or, “I can help you get wet.” Or something equally Bat-corny.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Bart. A few hours ago. I’ve been on an OT3- Tim/Kon/Bart- kick the last two days.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Tim and Lex. Lex. Definitely Lex. Lex just radiates dominance, even if he does solely bottom in a lot of portrayals. Also, I rarely read a fic where Tim tops, so I’m not used to that.

Would Eleven sleep with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Roy and Spike. They have no reason to know each other. But, given that Spike drinks and does stupid things, and even if Roy doesn’t drink he does stupid things (but I’m guessing even if he doesn’t drink now he did once upon a time), I’d say if you leave them in a room with alcohol, make sure the door locks and leave them lube.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Dick and Spike are in a happy relationship until Spike suddenly runs off with Kon. Dick, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Roy and a brief unhappy affair with Xander, then follows the wise advice of Bart and finds true love with Tim."

Well. Dick/Tim is one of my OTPs, so rock on to that. And Dick would totally have a hot affair with Roy. But I want Xander to be happy! And why would Dick go to Bart for advice?

Anyway. “Water is Thicker Than Blood.” Given Dick and Spike’s personalities, I can see them having a sex life that occasionally include some bloodletting. You have a vampire, and a guy who probably doesn’t mind a little pain- heck, Lacey and I were just talking about the potential for Dick to be a cutter-, and combined they probably have a pretty kinky sex life. Heck, knowing them, their sex would probably be a little vigorous and violent anyway, leading to unintentional bleeding. And, Tim and Dick are both part of the Batfamily, where they are connect conceptually by water. So, in the end, water, or “family” triumphs over gristly blood.

I don't know who would read it. Nor who would write it. If I didn't have other things going on, I might.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Lex and Wally. It’d be weird. Too weird.

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