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quiet_tiger) wrote2005-08-19 07:54 pm
quiet_tiger) wrote2005-08-19 07:54 pm
Weird sexy statements I've heard recently
I could bore you all with a recount of my day, standing in the middle of the road in the rain, but I'm not gonna since I doubt anyone cares.
Instead, I'm gonna share a couple of things I've heard.
"Beauty is in the groin of the beholder."
This probably wouldn't have stood out to me so much if it hadn't of been said by my 70-something cousin of some sort by marriage, about my 72-year-old cousin of some rank (she's my grandmother's first cousin). He's really got "dirty old man" down.
"Anything more than a handful is a sprained tongue."
Heard on the afternoon rush hour radio show down where I worked. Yeah, they were talking about breasts. I've never heard this expression before, is it common? Do other people feel the same way? I mean, guys are so gaga over large breasts, which are more than a handful. And they must be really going to town to get a sprained tongue. Anyone have a thought?
"Fuck 'em all and let God sort 'em out."
Now, what the guy saying this meant, of course, was "kill 'em all and let God sort them out." But since he said "fuck" or "fuckin'" about every fourth word, it came out as this. He meant "fuck 'em" as in "screw them over," but as is it brought to mind a Judgment Day/Apocalypse massive worldwide orgy, with God vaporizing people he didn't want to watch have sex.
Instead, I'm gonna share a couple of things I've heard.
"Beauty is in the groin of the beholder."
This probably wouldn't have stood out to me so much if it hadn't of been said by my 70-something cousin of some sort by marriage, about my 72-year-old cousin of some rank (she's my grandmother's first cousin). He's really got "dirty old man" down.
"Anything more than a handful is a sprained tongue."
Heard on the afternoon rush hour radio show down where I worked. Yeah, they were talking about breasts. I've never heard this expression before, is it common? Do other people feel the same way? I mean, guys are so gaga over large breasts, which are more than a handful. And they must be really going to town to get a sprained tongue. Anyone have a thought?
"Fuck 'em all and let God sort 'em out."
Now, what the guy saying this meant, of course, was "kill 'em all and let God sort them out." But since he said "fuck" or "fuckin'" about every fourth word, it came out as this. He meant "fuck 'em" as in "screw them over," but as is it brought to mind a Judgment Day/Apocalypse massive worldwide orgy, with God vaporizing people he didn't want to watch have sex.
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*loud guilty laughter*
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