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Bat Anti-perspirant
Jun. 25th, 2011 01:42 amI was in the deodorant aisle of the store today and thought I saw a stick of deodorant with Batman on it.
I was wrong, of course, but I guess maybe I had Bats on the brain.
But it did make me wonder what sort of anti-perspirant Bruce Wayne or Batman uses. It would have to be strong if he's in that costume and sweating, but what about leaving white marks? And he has to switch in and out of the costume and Bruce's tux a lot, so does he reapply? He can't suddenly smell like Kevlar at a party. Or does he use a body spray of some sort? Or just hope nobody notices he's sweaty?
Frankly I also wonder about what his hair looks like after being under the cowl for more than like 30 seconds.
...I think I need to go to be and stop wondering about these things.
I was wrong, of course, but I guess maybe I had Bats on the brain.
But it did make me wonder what sort of anti-perspirant Bruce Wayne or Batman uses. It would have to be strong if he's in that costume and sweating, but what about leaving white marks? And he has to switch in and out of the costume and Bruce's tux a lot, so does he reapply? He can't suddenly smell like Kevlar at a party. Or does he use a body spray of some sort? Or just hope nobody notices he's sweaty?
Frankly I also wonder about what his hair looks like after being under the cowl for more than like 30 seconds.
...I think I need to go to be and stop wondering about these things.
